bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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