she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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