think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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