I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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