he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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