Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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