she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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