just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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