Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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