The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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