Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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