I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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