I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
