we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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