remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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