You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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