The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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