i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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