i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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