we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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