watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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