That's intense
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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