Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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