Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
