the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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