guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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