do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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