please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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