Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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