I love black thongs
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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