i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.