So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...