So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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