I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Ketchup is God's man juice
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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