I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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