i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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