I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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