3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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