Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize
