none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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