Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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