Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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