She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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