areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My vagina just clenched in fear
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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