you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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