Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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