like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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