If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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