when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Send help, water and tortillas.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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