Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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