Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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