I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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