none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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