just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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